Some religions call life a dream, or a dreaming, but what if it is a memory?...– The Stone Gods, Jeanette Winterson (via helplesslyamazed)
God, what a stupid fucking waste of a night. I am so annoyed.
Sometimes, I look at the shit that happens to me and I go “What the fuck” Well let me tell you what is happening to me right now, I am sitting in my car on my laptop out side my house because I can’t get in the door due to the sprinklers. And the one blocking the door is insane, I think i’ts fucked up or something because it is seriously like a 15 foot stream into the air....
Today my teacher said “some of you like your booze, dope and sex as much as Tiffany likes her baby blanket.” Welll…..